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CIOCIA Z AMERYKI – Aunt from America   * English version down below 

Przyleciala ciocia z Ameryki. A to wszystko przez ten kapelusz.

Ostatnio wybralam sie do Warszawki na przyjecie urodzinowe i postanowilam zalozyc moj NOWY ZAKUP * jak wiekszosc moich H&M zakupow zrobiony dzieki kuzynce DASI ktora morduje i mecze co chwile aby mi cos zakupila uzywajac mega super-duper zniki dla pracownikow – BYL to piekny ciemno szary z czarna lamowka kapelusz firmy H&M.

Moich dwoch zacnych kolegow a wrecz smiem ich nazwac przyjaciol – Marcin & Rafal – jak mnie zobaczyli na lotnisku jedno im sie tylko nasunelo namyls; Ot masz ci babo placek ciocia z ameryki przyleciala.

* STAD TEZ tytul posta i wersja polska. 

Wiec jak przystalo na ciocie z Ameryki szal musi byc. Pelen luksusik. Za duze binokle zeby niby jest tak tajemniczo. A ze ciocia z Ameryki pokazac sie musi w samych superlatywach co by nie bylo spekulacji czy jej sie powodzi czy tez nie – wiec i sukienka zasluguje na taki maly skandalik. Dosyc spory dekolt i rozporki po bokach robia z wrecz bym powiedzial z nudej ciemno szarej sukienki do pracy … moze nie do konca sukienkie wieczorowa ale z wlasciwymi dodatkami na pewno wieczorowo – kotailjowa.

No i te KIESZENIE…..uwierzcie mi kupilam ta sukienke TYLKO dla tych kieszeni. Ciocia z Ameryki lubi sobie rozne drobiazgi pochowac po kieszeniach stad tez ow zakup.

Buciki tez niczego sobie. WYSOKI POLYSK. Obcas. Szpilunia. Jest czad komando.

I nie ma bata ze sobie nie pomysla ze CIOCIA z Ameryki miliony w banku ‘czyma’.

CZY MA czy nie ma 🙂 To dla moich UKOCHANYCH chlopcow.

MARCINKA I RAFALKA! Dziekuje za inspiracje do napisania posta.

P.S Jak widac podroz byla dluga i ciocia sie ZDEKA pogniotla tu i owdzie. Czasu braklo. Zelazo wcielo wiec KIECKA pomieta.

Sciskam goraco. Ciocia z Ameryki. Pomarancze przesle poczta.

Kapelusz H&M Nowa kolekcja, £14.99

Sukienka wyprzedaz ZARA , £19.99

Czarne okragle BINOKLE , Primark £1.00

Botki na wysoki polysk, wyprzedaz ZARA, £19.00

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The Aunt from America.

Our aunt from America came with a VISIT.  It was all because of that hat.

I flew recently to Warsaw for a surprised B-day Party and I’ve decided I will try it on my new BUY.  Most of my shopping from H&M are done thanks to my lovely cousin DAGA whom I bother and bug a lot so she uses her staff discount card in results of this time I was a happy owner of a dark grey with a black belt wide brim felt hat.

My 2 dearest colleagues Marcinek & Rafal which I almost dare to admit and called my friends where picking me up from the airport and the instance they saw me they said to each other:  Well I’ll be damn the AUNT from America has just landed.

They immediately share their ‘lovely’ thoughts with me so I decide to play the part.

Aunt from America is here and the show must be played. Black oversized shades so no one can see the real face giving us a hint of mystery. The outfit must make a statement must make an ENTRY so no- one speculate whether she is wealthy or not. The dress must be calling for a scandal that is how you make a big bucks in America trough scandal — so people talk – the deep V neck * OMG in her age – the long zip cuts on both sides of her legs showing so many flesh that simply begs a question does she had a blood transfusion or at least some sort of operation she must. She just must.

And what about does ‘pockets’ folks – for me this was a leverage point of buying this dress. The pockets. Very cool idea I must say.

Let’s not forget about the shoes. Naturally the Aunt from America can’t be seen in a used shoes – so the shoes were brand new. Shiny. Pointy. With a stiletto heel to make more tragic and a stir more speculation amongst the people who TALK – how does she walk in those!

Overall one thing is sure the AUNT from America must be filthy rich.

This post I dedicate for my 2 boys MARCIN & RAFAL for giving me an inspiration to write the story.

P.S As the journey *obviously the one from wherever the AUNT was coming from to Poland – was long and the dress got creased and there was no time and NO iron either hence the dress looks tiny – tiny smashed. Upss.

Ta Ta. Smooches. I will send the oranges soon.